Dame Patience Sacks Aso Rock Kitchen Staff For Voting Buhari

News bits filtering in from our Aso
Rock correspondent do not bode well for members of staff at the
Presidential villa, as the 1st Lady,
Dame Patience is said to have
thrown a fit at Otuoke after hearing
that President Jonathan lost to
Buhari at the Aso Rock Polling Unit.
She then proceeded to sack every
member of the Kitchen staff via
phone call.

The Kitchen Staff have since packed
their bags and left the villa but they
remained defiant and insist they
“did the right thing”.

“I voted Buhari because I am tired of
being told my cooking is not good
enough” said Initimi George, the
Chief Cook.

“Everytime you cook something they
must complain. president will say
Salt is too much. Dame will say
Pepper is too small. Everyday.We
are tired.

We want Change”
“I have already started learning how
to cook Masa and Fura de nono
because Sai Buhari will win” said
Akpan Effiong, a junior cook at the
Presidential Villa.