Joke time: Interview between kenyan immigrant & consular

Interview between a Kenyan immigrant & the consular at the Embassy.....

Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir                           

OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?

MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

I shared this to u because u are my M.P.  Meaning?

My Padi!. Lol.

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